26th July, 2014





You can tell there’s an issue

When there are kids

Who would rather

Go to the hospital

Than go to school.

This cannot be rebloged enough

I wanted my leg to break so I wouldn’t have to play gym

sometimes I look at traffic on my walk to school and think “If I could calculate exactly how I could seriously hurt myself but not die so I could go to hospital instead of school…”

(via Gavin no)

26th July, 2014



Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

i wondered if deadpool would be mentioned and i was not disappointed 

(via I sold my soul to tumblr.)